– a tequila slammer
– four straight shots of whisky
– a martini with a Hawaiin umbrella and some mint…
The barman’s astonished at the list but prepares it all for him, and he proceeds to put them all away within the hour.
“Don’t mind me asking,” begins the barman, “but why such a list?”
Charlie looks up, his eyes incoherrently switching from one object to the next
and mumbles, “I blame my younger brother, the comedian.”
“Cos the little bastard needs new jokes.”